无聊时发的搞笑语句，沙雕有趣，越看越开心！

1、不该总问我为什么不相亲？难道有人喜好我，我会不谈吗？

Don't always ask me why I don't fall in love? Do people like me, I will not talk about it?

2、如果你只看了我的截图，就感叹喜好我，那么我绝不让你后悔。

If you only look at my photos and say you like me, then I will make you regret it.

3、从前我挺喜好网络恋的，自从奔现了一次不久，对网络恋就转化成了恐惧。

I used to like online love. Since I ran once, I was afraid of online love.

4、可以借我点钱吗？不是我不能，我就是想要你的。

Can you lend me some money? It's not that I don't, I just want you.

5、如果你是金子的话，绝不被我卖掉换点钱花。

If you are gold, I will sell you for some money.

6、身为的时候一定要做梦，因为年岁大了，你会推断出你总是睡不着。

You must dream when you are young, because when you are old, you will find that you can't sleep all the time.

7、早晚都会变好的，比如感叹你的长得会变得不够长得。

It will get better sooner or later. For example, your weight will get fatter.

8、绝不很想关心你，可是你怎么老不病危。

I really want to care about you, but you are not sick.

9、朋友圈不能对象的男孩子告诉他我在先疏漏一下，因为别人不该的，我也不该。

Boys who don't have objects in their circle of friends ask me to delete each other, because I don't want what others don't want.

10、当今世界都在还用告诉他对象，只有我在还用长长得。

The whole world is busy looking for someone, only I am busy getting fat.

11、娶我这样的女人们，虽然不倾国不倾城，但是我可以让你倾家荡产。

If you marry a woman like me, I can make you lose your fortune.

12、不会做饭的人可以告诉他我，我可以给你点饭盒，你买单。

People who can't cook can come to me, I can give you some takeout, you pay.

13、别敬心碎一忘了了，你看心碎把你喝成啥样？

Don't drink to the past. What does the past make you?

14、我最喜好玩于是就了，只要别人一藏好，我就回去出门。

I like playing hide and seek best. As long as others hide well, I will go home for dinner.

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